Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Redux Revenge

 Let's hope this "Redux" thing doesn't get out of hand...



Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Dishing Out Another New Yes Album (A Yestaurants Addendum)


 Mayo To The Sky - The Main Dishes:

1. Cutlet From The Steers

2. All Croquetted

3. Roux Monstrosity

4. Leaving Out The Cream

5. Schmear To This Guy

6. Cereals Of Thyme

Additional Side Dishes:

7. Homegrown Plates

8. When Seconds Aren't Enough

9. Tragic Portions


Saturday, October 9, 2021

Curd It Be A New Yes Album?

Looks like it might be a bit. . . cheesy?


 

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Not Yer Round About (demo)

These 1959 Nashville demos from Bobby & the Yup family keep popping up... Bobby was a bit acerbic and negative in those days.


"... It's a shame I'm 
In and out the valet..." ? 😕


Thursday, September 26, 2019

Yestaurants

ZESt! : Beyond & Beef Orzo / I Sear You / YesCafé & Buffet / Leeking Around / Harold Lamb Chops / Savory Little Thing / Meatness / Soyvival

LIME IN A CURD : No Opportunity's Commissary, No Epicureans Needed / Thin! / Brewery-Daze / Wheat Dreams / The Profiterole / Eclair Days / Gastro-Traveller / The Thyme Is Now & We Stirred In Love

THE YES ALBUMEN : Yogurt's No Disgrace / (The) Wrap / Starship Grouper / I've Seen All Good Pibil (i. Your Hooves - ii. Cholesterol Good People) / A Vintner / You'll See Perpetual Chang's




FRAJELL-O : Ground Round About / Crans & Brans / We Have Leavened / South Side Of The Chai / Five Percent For Muffin / Hmong Biscuits Runaround / The Knish / Mousse For A Day / Art Of The Fun Fries

SUCROSE TO THE EDGE : Close To The Veg (i. The Salad Time Of Change - ii. Lemongrass Retain - iii. You Drink Up, You Fall Down - iv. Seasonings Of Man) / Anjou And I / Strawberrian Khastrudel

TALES FROM TOPOGRAPHIC PORTIONS : The Revealing Science Of Cod (Dance Of DeJonghe) / The Re-Menu-ing (Alimentary) / The Piquant (Giants Under Lasagna) / Victuals (Nous Sommes Du Soufflé) 

RE-LAYERED CAKES : The Grapes Of Delirium / Sound Juicer / To Brie Over




GOING FOR THE BUNDT : Going For Well-Done / Tuna The Century / Pair o'Dills / Wonderous Smoothies / Ba-Bacon!

TORMERIC : Future Limes - Re-Juice / Don't Grill The Kale / MatzoBall / Real Eats, Real Eats! / A Rising Sous-Chef Dough / Couscous Of Heaven / Bon-Bonward / On The Soylent Wings To Feed 'Em

SHAWARMA : Maraschino Messiah / White Cardamon / Does It Really Blacken? / Into The Hens / Run Through The Lite Beer / Tapas Fugit

DINER WANT TWO KNIVES : Owner Of A Lonely Heart Of Palm / Hold Flan / Eat Can Happen / Chimi-Changes / Cinnama / Leaf It! / Our Sauce / Ziti Of Love / Two Oats Are Better Than One

BAGEL GENERATOR : Rhythm Of Loaves / B. Jenner Ate Here! / Shoot Thai, Aim Lo Mein / Almost Like Loaves / Loaves Will Find A Way / Final Ice Cream / I'm Romaine / Wholly Lamb Stew (Song For Hominy Convergence)

MACAROONION : I Would Have Waited Pho Ever / Stalks For The System / Marinade / Sift Me Up / Without Hops You Cannot Start The Brew / Saving My Ort For You / Miracle Of Knife / Silent Cracklins / The More We Sieve - Prego! / Ancho Hot / Danger Rouxs (Look In The Pie Dough When You're Sifting Flour) / Holding Naan / Ovensong / Take The Soda From The Fountain




WOK : The Calamari Ring / I Yam Waiting / Real Lard / State Of Filet / Walleyes / Where Will You Bean? / Endless Dreamsicles

KEYS TO A SEN-SEN : Be The Wonton / Unsaturated Fats, That Is // Mind Chives / Fruit Prints / Bring Me To The Powdered Sugar / Chitlins Of Light / Stein Language

OPEN YOUR ICE : New Steak Of Mine / Open Your Iced Latte / Universe Au Gratin / No Whey We Can Lose / Four Tuna Sellers / Man In The Moonpie / Wonderloaves / From The Bacon-y / Cloves Shine / Some Chow, Someday / The Infusion

THE PLATTER : Ham World / It Will Be A Gouda Day / Enlightening Tripes / Corn Pie? / Plates To Fêtes / If Only You Noodled / To Beet Alive / Winery / The Mason Jar / New Linguini / Nine Spices

McKNIFE OCCASION : My Ganache Equation / Spirit Of Saliva / Donut Go / Get Grub Each Day / Canned Ewe Immersion / We Hungry! / Soft As Endive / Creamtime / In The Poissons Of / Thyme Is Thyme

FRIED FROM HERE : Refried From Here (i. Over-Easy - ii. We Can Fry - iii. Sad Night For A Pear Peeled - iv. Madman At The Tureens - v. Bumpy Rind - vi. We Can Fry (Refreeze) / The Man Who Always Wanted Me For Tea / Knife, Spoon & Fork Set (Riding A Braunschweiger) / Hour Of Knead / Salty Fare / Into This Tum

OVEN IN PERTH : Bay Leaf Again / Wild Game / Step Beau-Monde / To A Blend / In A World Of Our Cones / Bite Of The Cajuns / It Was Al Dente, We Knew / Sorbet Walls

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With apologies, acknowledgments, and admiration for Megan Amram, who makes up all the restaurant names for the TV show The Good Place. (Yup, I stole several of her ideas to compile "Yestaurants." Thank you very munch.)


Saturday, March 24, 2018

The Return Tripe

Benoît David should take revenge on Trevor Horn for redacting Ben's lead vocals from the 2011 Yes album Fly From Here...

Also available soon: Adventures In Modern Re-Recording


Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Who Wore It Better? Round 3: Zaius vs. Howe

Dr Zaius (3978) vs. Steve Howe (2017)

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Who Wore It Better? Round 2: Yes vs. Kesha

Yes (1977) vs. Kesha (2017)

Friday, January 22, 2016

New Zodiac Trio Album 2016














FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE from Fortman (ASCAP)

Dreamtime, a newly released contemporary classical CD by the Zodiac Trio, is now available on the Blue Griffin Recording label. Of personal interest is the track "Libra" which was written by Noel Fortman in 2013 (using his own algorithmic composition methods) while he was just a 1st-semester freshman at the University of Illinois School of Music at Urbana-Champaign.

"Libra" is presented as the 4th movement of a 12 part suite of short works entitled "Zodiac: Across The Universe." This unique chamber suite for clarinet, violin & piano resulted from an online call-for-score by the Zodiac Trio themselves. They chose Noel's piece to combine with 11 other selections after auditioning around a hundred submissions from composers all around the world. The suite was previously debuted at live concerts on the trio's multi-city tour of China in November 2013. Their Dreamtime album features the World Premiere Recording of "Zodiac: Across The Universe" (along with several other world premieres) from sessions last year at Blue Griffin's Ballroom Studio in Lansing, Michigan.

Noel Fortman is currently in his 3rd year of studies at UIUC, now pursuing two concurrent bachelor degrees in Computer Science+Linguistics and Music Composition. Having participated in last summer's Workshop in Algorithmic Computer Music on the campus of UC-Santa Cruz, Noel is extremely excited to be returning to California this summer for a coveted 12 week software engineering internship with Google at their Mountain View Googleplex.


Sunday, June 28, 2015

Silently Falling...

... filled the air with a magic sound.

Chris Squire (1948-2015)